While I’m on the subject, I’m thinking Willow, while a trailblazer in the field of little person badassery in fictional settings of yore , would have annoyed the shit out of Tyrion Lannister.
Well, now this has happened. Never forget Madmartigan.
…also never underestimate my absurdity.
The best part about accidentally sleeping in make up is you get to chisel it off of your entire face the next day.
I really wish there was some way I could have access to more opinions about Yahoo buying Tumblr.
My sketch for/of uless
*gasp*
I LOVE this! Thank you Chris.
Follow this guy if you aren’t already. He’s lovely and his sketches are really wonderful.
…EVEN the ones that aren’t of my dumb face :)Also the other day I told him he was manly and he giggled.
- Me: Your wife shouldn't complain about the few creepy shows you watch. You like more girly television than any man I've ever known. You were excited about the Steel Magnolias remake for God's sake.
- James: No seriously Cort, that show about Cher's mom was so good.
My other half does this thing where he’ll get stuck on a word and use it in every other sentence that comes out of his mouth until he gets stuck on the next one. Context be damned.
Additionally, it’s going to be quite the “extravaganza” pulling the fork out of his eye.
I bet I don’t even have cerebrospinal fluid anymore. My brain’s probably up there just marinating in vodka.
My hangover has a hangover. Default response to everything until further notice.
Remember this thing that we did on Monday? He took this, btw. He entertained himself with selfies while the lady stuck the shit all over his head. FUTURE TUMBLR WAITING TO HAPPEN.
Anyway, yesterday afternoon I got the call that his EEG was NORMAL. Like, normal normal. Like, brainwaves be all regulah and shit.
W00t!!!!
We still have the MRI to get through, but this is so encouraging. I feel like I set down 1000 pounds.
I haven’t felt this good since the whole thing happened.
Thank you all for the messages and comments and overall concern.
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babe, you have one of those!
hahahahahahhahahaha!
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“What do we want!?”
“AFFIRMATIVE APATHY!”
“When do we want it!?
“MEH!”
Q:I'd tap that, In fact I'd let that tap me a few times too.
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I woke up with a headache, a breaking out face, and hair weird feeling from new leave in conditioner stuff and it’s like my tits felt bad for me so they decided to appear bigger than they actually are.
Thanks, boobs. I owe you one.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
