For Jeff, who complains that some of us don’t talk enough about the hard-slogging work we do. This was one of my jobs today.
Ted loves me!
Actually Ted is so fucking awesome I have one of his doodles framed and hanging on my wall. And genuinely it is one of my favorite things in my house.
Put me on the list of people who love Ted.
This filter is called “Tranquil”
Do I look tranquil?
I woke up not feeling very well and have been dealing with stressy crap and I threw up my lunch and every time I turn around I see something of mine or the kids’ sitting somewhere stupid in Zane’s house and he’s probably going to kick me out soon.
Other than that I’m pretty happy to be here and I feel like I can actually breathe for the first time in a long time.
I’m gonna go unpack more of my crap like a tranquil muthafucka.
Why do I feel like Zoe Saldana has a portrait of Jada Pinkett in her attic?
Phantogram — When I’m Small
Take me underground,
Take me all the way
Bring me to the fire,
Throw me in the flames
Lets pretend my vagina is early WW2 Allied Forces and you be Hans Guderian.
Just changed the pillowcase on my body pillow without cussing once.
Like a goddamn superhero or something.
Q:Am I invited to yours and Zane's wedding?
No. But you ARE invited to my ass kissing ceremony. It’s gonna be great ;)
…and here I thought I was never going to be able to use this weird as shit gif! Thanks, Brad. You’re the BEST.